Every day on my way to class I drive by a plunger that is in the middle of the highway. It's been there for at least two weeks.
Once upon a time in the last week and a half I was chewing gum in the shower and it occured to me that it was a really strange place to chew gum. Has anyone else ever done this?
It's 80 degrees in this computer lab and while that might sound cozy it's just uncomfortable.
Yesterday I managed to spill soup on myself. Twice. In the same sitting. I am no longer allowed to eat away from the counter. I would tell you where and how but I'll never live it down. Also, among other things, my cleavage has yet to forgive me.
The end.